" ____ is in a relationship "
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper
How do 5 gay guys walk?
sliiim-shadyy: In one direction
That one person who always asks "are you two...
and you both go;
Boy: Did it hurt
Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
Seriously, why do none of my followers talk to me....
idkmybffnick: Someone talk to me or promo me so that someone will follow me that might talk to me oh please oh please oh please before I die.
reblog if you stare at butts in public.
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as hell, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.